AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do it practically Then u 'll come to know..........



*** Microsoft can never explain this
Bug #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer
which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and inexplicable. At
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER


Bug #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1...) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!


Bug #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained. At Microsoft the
whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself.
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
And see the magic.

How to be Positive...

Think Positive!!
This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do.

I am thankful...

1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.



2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.



3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.


4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.


5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.


6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.


7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.


9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.


10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.


13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.


AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.

Any complaint against Indian Government departments ? Use Online Grievance Forum ...

If you are having any problem with any Government Department in India you can register your complaint directly through the Internet. You will get instant acknowledgement and your complaint will be addressed in maximum period of 2 months. It is a great platform by Indian Government to make life of citizens little more smoother.

Click here to register your complaint.

Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://www.pgportal.gov.in

Anyone can use this portal to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like

1) Railways
2) Posts
3) Telecom (incl. Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) & Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL)
4) Urban Development (Delhi Development Authority (DDA), Land & Development Office (L&DO), Central Public Works Department (CPWD), etc)
5) Petroleum & Natural Gas
6) Civil Aviation (Air India, Airports Authority of India, etc)
7) Shipping, Road Transport & Highways
8) Tourism
9) Public Sector Banks - State Bank of India, State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur, State Bank of Hyderabad, State Bank of Indore, State Bank of Mysore, State Bank of Patiala, State Bank of Travancore, Allahabad Bank, Andhra Bank, Bank of Baroda, Bank of India, Bank of Maharashtra, Canara Bank, Central Bank of India, Corporation Bank, Dena Bank, Indian Bank, Indian Overseas Bank, Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd. ( IDBI), National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development ( NABARD) ,Oriental Bank of Commerce, Punjab & Sind Bank, Punjab National Bank, Small Industries Development Bank of India( SIDBI), Syndicate Bank, UCO Bank, Union Bank of India, United Bank of India, Vijaya Bank
10) Public Sector Insurance Companies- GIC of India, Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC), National Insurance Company Ltd., The New India Assurance Company Ltd., The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd., United India Insurance Company Ltd.
11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance
12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization
13) Regional Passport Authorities Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad Regional Passport Office, Amritsar Regional Passport Office, Bangalore Regional Passport Office, Bareilly Regional Passport Office, Bhopal Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh Regional Passport Office, Chennai Regional Passport Office, Cochin Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore Regional Passport Office, Dehradun Regional Passport Office, Delhi Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad Regional Passport Office, Goa Regional Passport Office, Guwahati Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad Regional Passport Office, Jaipur Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar Regional Passport Office, Jammu Regional Passport Office, Kolkata Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode Regional Passport Office, Lucknow Regional Passport Office, Madurai Regional Passport Office, Malappuram Regional Passport Office, Mumbai Regional Passport Office, Nagpur Regional Passport Office, Patna Regional Passport Office, Pune Regional Passport Office, Raipur Regional Passport Office, Ranchi Regional Passport Office, Shimla Regional Passport Office, Srinagar Regional Passport Office, Surat Regional Passport Office, Thane Regional Passport Office, Trichy Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam
14) Central Government Health Scheme
15) Central Board of Secondary Education
16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan
17) National Institute of Open Schooling
18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti
19) Central Universities 2
0) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation under Ministry of Labour.


So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.

Website is - http://www.pgportal.gov.in

Click here to register your complaint.

Warning for You....

Please read this carefully!

1 ) Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

2 ) Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the personwill dieimmediately as the mixture becomes cyanide.. Please fwd to whom u care

3 ) Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic. If U don' tBelieve burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!!!!

News report from Times of India:--

4 ) Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous:-

* D cold

* Vicks action- 500

* Actified

* Coldarin

* Cosome

* Nice

* Nimulid

* Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA. Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

5 ) Cotton Ear Buds ... (Must read it)
Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals...... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds youget at the roadside. It 's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON ' T BUY THEM!

6) Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it 's maximum signaling power, which is: 2 watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly.

This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

Some Facts...

INTERESTING STUFF

*** In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

*** Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

*** The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

*** Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

*** Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

*** Coca-Cola was originally green.

*** It is impossible to lick your elbow.

*** Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

*** The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

*** The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

*** Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

*** 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

*** If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

*** Q.. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?A. Obsession

*** Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

*** Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women

*** Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

*** In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'good night, sleep tight.'

*** It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

*** In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

*** Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

*** At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

*** Believe it or not, you can read it.

" I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm."

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.